How to remove a golf ball from your privates?

How do I remove a golf ball from my vagina. I've tried to coax it out, but it seems lodged in there really good. Do you think it could slip out on its own?





I seriously need help. I don't want to go to the doctor if at all possible.|||a fan of golfing i see..lol.





go sit on the toilet and push down as hard as you can like your trying to do a #2. i say toilet because you might pee a little.make sure to try to catch it or else its going to make a loud thud when it comes out.you might even be able to reach around the ball to help it out while your doing this.|||DONT try to stick your fingers in there to get it out, odds are they get stuck in there even worse. try just jumping up and down for a bit, and naturally when you move around it should fall out. Try to contract your vagina muscles(a bit like your trying to pee) and pull your opening apart... if it doesn't work, dont do anything by force, you might hurt yourself and that area is really sensitive, just go to a doctor, just think that he or she won't see you for the rest of your life anyway, theres nothing to be embarrassed about.





but the question is, how did you get it in there in the first place?|||I would say this is pretty embarrassing but since im not a girl i would probably say that You should let gravity do its thang. and i would HIGHLY suggest not doing it again. Use a dildo that wont break or get stuck. ans this is a pretty bad idea bur if you have a drill then drill a small hole into it and then try yo put something inside the ball to pull it out. or use suction cups. or a vacuum|||um, why is there a golf ball in your vagina anyway? thats funny, Im sorry but it is. just try to push it out, if you cant push it out then you will probably have to see a doctor. also dont stick anything inside your vagina that shouldnt be there. it can cause infections|||try some loob or vaseline, so it slides out....OUUUCHHHH... hoe did it get there lol


any way you ought to get it out before you get dry and very sore|||Get a vacume cleaner, and suck that thing right outta there.|||Doctors retrieve things from vaginas all of the time.. If you can't get it out today I suggest you uh go to the doctor..|||Use vaseline to get it out :)





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i laughed soo hard when i read this :D